How to Repair Your Beloved Coffee Table After You Accidentally Saw into it Twice in Eleven Easy Steps
Step 1: Roughly cut out the border piece with a jigsaw.
Yikes the depth of those cuts. What a plonker I was.
Step 2: Neaten up the edges with a chisel. Lovely sharp chisels btw. Thank you very much to the sharpening fairies!
Step 3: Hack a lump out of your 2" Ash board because nobody’s there to unlock the circular saw.
Step 4: Plane square by hand because nobody’s there to unlock the planer/thicknesser.
Step 5: Creep up on the correct angle for the ends with the chop saw and teeny tiny slivers with a chisel to get a perfect fit
Step 6: Use the same process for patching the damaged ipe, but much smaller, and with much cursing ipe’s tendency to splinter. You have to take off tiny amounts with the chisel with each stroke, or it’ll lever out big chunks of wood. Didn’t get a picture of the actual patch piece but I had to wreck one before getting my chisel technique fine enough with the second. Got a very close fit in the end.
Step 7: Thank your local woodtech for supervision of the Festool biscuit joiner to get the edge piece reinforced. Glue (used the yellow PU stuff as my joint thickess was essentially zero). Clamp.
Step 8a: Borrow a belt sander to take ~0.5mm off the whole thing to a)take away the saw damage on the wenge, oak and walnut pieces and b) thoroughly erase all stains and child graffitti.
Step 8b: Crash the belt sander, tearing the belt and digging 1mm gouges into the surface (see the light coming through under the square).
Step 8c: Go to Screwfix for replacement belts. Sand another 1mm off the whole thing.
Step 9: Put a bevel on all the edges to replace the previous rounded edge. It looks tidy, and also there’s only a 1/4" roundover router bit in the box and that’s too big.
Step 10: Run your hand back and forth over the site of the original damage in amazement.
Step 11: Two coats of Osmo. Buff smooth.
I also took the opportunity to reduce the width of the rebate that holds the centre panel, which I think I will get cut in glass now the kids are old enough not to stand on it, throw it, build den windows with it etc.