Does anyone have one that @Esther_Gladstone and I can have a borrow of for a bit?
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Carpet Stretcher
I do but I’m in SW19…
Well Esther arranged to borrow it on Saturday morning, I gave her my address and telephone number, got it out of the loft and not a squeak since. 
Update: she never got the message. Sorry about that - not her fault! 